Introduction

Hello, dear Internet guest/Gary!

My name is Luke and I am a human dog carer with two of my total of two dog capacity slots filled. In addition to submitting to the whimsy and demands of a mischievous Pomeranian and a grumpy Maltese-Shiatsu, I have been known to spend many late hour regaling them with the history of ancient Greece and the surrounding area. Unfortunately, I am also a musician and amateur philosophy enthusiast, so really, there is no hope for me. Turn back now. There is still time. Or maybe not. Ah, to have been born in 1891 and named Roscoe, things could have been so much different (unless one takes that there is a certain physics based determinism that would certainly not allow for this).